special skills: I can type the lyrics of a song at the same time in which they are sung
*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER
trying to find someone you like who likes you back
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
im gonna go shower fully clothed because I respect my body <3 <3
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book