is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
i put the ass in sass
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)
All aboard the Superdong
don’t tell me what to do.
I connect to this on a deep level.
listening to a cool new song like
Get it together, Barack
My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart