realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(Source: flynnrideres)

(Source: trap-g0ddess)

You was real cute til u had said that stupid shit

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

(Source: spookyteddybear)

basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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hips: ngl

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

isicklahey:

wAY TO GO COREY COTT YOU GO COREY COTT

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(Source: heatcrashemboar)

grandma666:

meangrandma:

no more cookies

YOU’RE NOT A REAL GRANDMA

(Source: aiichiboo)