svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

dw:

i put the ass in sass

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

asian:

don’t tell me what to do.

asian:

don’t tell me what to do.

steinbrenners:

I connect to this on a deep level.

me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

armadillo:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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